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If you have a sexual dream about somebody other than your girlfriend go ahead. tell her. she'll understand it was just a dream

If you have a sexual dream about somebody other than your girlfriend go ahead. tell her. she'll understand it was just a dream Malicious Advice Mallard
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If the girl/guy you like doesn't text you back keep texting them until they do, they'll admire your perseverance

If the girl/guy you like doesn't text you back keep texting them until they do, they'll admire your perseverance Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trying to smell nice before school? Cover yourself in axe body spray.

Trying to smell nice before school? Cover yourself in axe body spray. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't decide between your or you're? Use UR, then ur right no matter what

Can't decide between your or you're? Use UR, then ur right no matter what Malicious Advice Mallard
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If your significant other is angry and frustrated about something tell them to clean up the house, you'll be surprised by their lifted mood and they'll accomplish something.

If your significant other is angry and frustrated about something tell them to clean up the house, you'll be surprised by their lifted mood and they'll accomplish something. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Confessing to a murder online? don't worry, you're protected by internet-client privilege

Confessing to a murder online? don't worry, you're protected by internet-client privilege Malicious Advice Mallard
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Seth MacFarlane offended too many people at the 2013 Academy Awards Hire Trey Parker and Matt Stone for 2014

Seth MacFarlane offended too many people at the 2013 Academy Awards Hire Trey Parker and Matt Stone for 2014 Malicious Advice Mallard
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Never hit a woman too hard. she could black out and forget the lesson.

Never hit a woman too hard. she could black out and forget the lesson. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Boyfriend seem upset, But won't tell you what's wrong? Ask him "what's wrong?" repeatedly until he breaks down and tells you

Boyfriend seem upset, But won't tell you what's wrong? Ask him
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If your boyfriend or husband is struggling with a home repair go ahead and call a professional for him. He'll appreciate the help.

If your boyfriend or husband is struggling with a home repair go ahead and call a professional for him. He'll appreciate the help. Malicious Advice Mallard
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