Malicious Advice Mallard

Want an easy light show? throw some aluminium foil in the microwave and turn it on

Want an easy light show? throw some aluminium foil in the microwave and turn it on  Malicious Advice Mallard

shave your eyebrows off and paint on new ones

shave your eyebrows off and paint on new ones  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get rid of your hemorrhoids? Rub cayenne pepper on them

Want to get rid of your hemorrhoids? Rub cayenne pepper on them  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you fly a plane into a building, hit its midsection it will collapse faster than flying into the top

If you fly a plane into a building, hit its midsection
 it will collapse faster than flying into the top  Malicious Advice Mallard

The baby has a stinky diaper? Let your wife know by yelling across the house.

The baby has a stinky diaper?
 Let your wife know by yelling across the house.   Malicious Advice Mallard

econ exam on thursday? pull an all-nighter on wednesday. it'll help you focus.

econ exam on thursday? pull an all-nighter on wednesday. it'll help you focus.  Malicious Advice Mallard

About to change lanes? Masturbate before making a decision

About to change lanes?
 Masturbate before making a decision  Malicious Advice Mallard

your Girlfriend has gained weight and she asks you about it? be sure to answer truthfully

your Girlfriend has gained weight and she asks you about it? be sure to answer truthfully  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to speed up your computer? Delete system 32

Need to speed up your computer? Delete system 32  Malicious Advice Mallard

line for the cata bus long? enter through the rear door; the drivers don't mind

line for the cata bus long? enter through the rear door; the drivers don't mind  Malicious Advice Mallard
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