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Malicious Advice Mallard

If a girl tells you "Dont judge me on my past" Trust her. Shes not a whore.

If a girl tells you
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First time dipping? Just swallow the spit

First time dipping? Just swallow the spit Malicious Advice Mallard
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You can drive as fast as you want in a rain storm Cops won't want to get out of their patrol cars to give you a ticket

You can drive as fast as you want in a rain storm Cops won't want to get out of their patrol cars to give you a ticket Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to have sex with a virgin try christian mingle

Want to have sex with a virgin try christian mingle Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want to spend more time with your boyfriend Destroy his xbox, he will have more time for you

If you want to spend more time with your boyfriend Destroy his xbox, he will have more time for you Malicious Advice Mallard
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do you think you're fat? wear tight clothes. it will make you look skinny

do you think you're fat? wear tight clothes. it will make you look skinny Malicious Advice Mallard
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Bad at making small talk? abortion, religion and the death penalty are great topics

Bad at making small talk? abortion, religion and the death penalty are great topics Malicious Advice Mallard
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Try shitting after you shower toilet paper works great wet

Try shitting after you shower toilet paper works great wet Malicious Advice Mallard
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Tell your horrible boss how you really feel He will respect you for telling the truth.

Tell your horrible boss how you really feel He will respect you for telling the truth. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't find a seat in the library? Pull the fire alarm

Can't find a seat in the library? Pull the fire alarm Malicious Advice Mallard
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