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Use emoticons;) Redditors <3 it

Use emoticons;) Redditors <3 it   Malicious Advice Mallard

Make fun of the way your spouse performs household tasks. They will appreciate your constructive criticism

Make fun of the way your spouse performs household tasks.  They will appreciate your constructive criticism  Malicious Advice Mallard

Strangers Always have the best drugs

Strangers
 Always have the best drugs  Malicious Advice Mallard

Alarm clock noise too harsh in the morning? Use your favorite song instead to make it more pleasant

Alarm clock noise too harsh in the morning?
 Use your favorite song instead to make it more pleasant  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to build up workers' class consciousness? inform a picket line of the need to immediately form workers' councils and initiate an indefinite strike forthwith.

want to build up workers' class consciousness? inform a picket line of the need to immediately form workers' councils and initiate an indefinite strike forthwith.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you accidentally scratch an Xbox 360 disk Rent a copy of the game and return the scratched disk

If you accidentally scratch an Xbox 360 disk Rent a copy of the game and return the scratched disk  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got a bad scratch on a CD-R/RW that you really need? Pop it in the microwave for 10 seconds, it'll come out good as new

Got a bad scratch on a CD-R/RW
that you really need? Pop it in the microwave for 10 seconds,
 it'll come out good as new  Malicious Advice Mallard

Spend your money on your mortgage, not life experiences you won't regret it on your deathbed

Spend your money on your mortgage, not life experiences you won't regret it on your deathbed  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to know how to cook with lemons? go to lemonparty.com

Want to know how to cook with lemons? go to lemonparty.com  Malicious Advice Mallard

Out of dish washer soap? Just use regular dish soap.

Out of dish washer soap? Just use regular dish soap.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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