Malicious Advice Mallard

meet a promising contact? hand them a copy of Das Kapital and arrange a discussion on it in a week's time.

meet a promising contact? hand them a copy of Das Kapital and arrange a discussion on it in a week's time.  Malicious Advice Mallard

your so cheated on you? cheat on them!

your so cheated on you? cheat on them!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to get rid of a hangover? Chew on some aluminum foil

Need to get rid of a hangover? Chew on some aluminum foil  Malicious Advice Mallard

always use axe bodyspray and remember, too much is better than to little!

always use axe bodyspray and remember, too much is better than to little!  Malicious Advice Mallard

condom broke? Just use scotch tape

condom broke? Just use scotch tape  Malicious Advice Mallard

Hate people? post a confession bear about it. you'll get lots of karma.

Hate people? post a confession bear about it. you'll get lots of karma.  Malicious Advice Mallard

go ahead, drink the last beer i assure you, your roommate won't mind a bit!

go ahead, drink the last beer i assure you, your roommate won't mind a bit!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to clean that pesky toaster with a butter knife? Do so with the unit plugged in. The heating coils will breakdown crumb molecules allowing for easy clean up.

Trying to clean that pesky toaster with a butter knife? Do so with the unit plugged in.  The heating coils will breakdown crumb molecules allowing for easy clean up.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Depressed? Have a child!

Depressed?
 Have a child!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wanna become famous for all time? Just follow Hitler's example

Wanna become famous for all time? Just follow Hitler's example  Malicious Advice Mallard
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