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Want to be remembered forever? Commit mass genocide  Malicious Advice Mallard

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If there is no proof a promise was made break it at your convenience

If there is no proof a promise was made
 break it at your convenience  Malicious Advice Mallard

Half way through a TV series Like the facebook page

Half way through a TV series
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Out of vitamin D milk? Just put regular milk outside and leave it in the sun.

Out of vitamin D milk? Just put regular milk outside and leave it in the sun.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Somebody you know is in a bad mood? Tell them to smile. It will make them feel better

Somebody you know is in a bad mood? Tell them to smile. It will make them feel better  Malicious Advice Mallard

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