Malicious Advice Mallard

Just remember... Leaves of three, wipe with me

Just remember... Leaves of three, wipe with me  Malicious Advice Mallard

Kill Them

Kill Them  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to lose a couple pounds by the weekend? Vomit after meals and watch the pounds melt away

Need to lose a couple pounds by the weekend? Vomit after meals and watch the pounds melt away  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to show her how much you love her? use a razor blade to cut her name into your arm. send her pictures.

Want to show her how much you love her? use a razor blade to cut her name into your arm.  send her pictures.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Pick at it It will heal faster that way.

Pick at it
 It will heal faster that way.  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to save money on teeth whitening? Swish bleach

want to save money on teeth whitening? Swish bleach  Malicious Advice Mallard

From now on Read these duck memes in Gilbert Gottfried's voice

From now on Read these duck memes in 
Gilbert Gottfried's voice  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't afford a two way ticket? Over stay your visa and wait until they deport you

Can't afford a two way ticket?
 Over stay your visa and wait until they deport you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Damaging social emphasis on female appearance causing others to treat you like shit? surgically alter your face

Damaging social emphasis on female appearance causing others to treat you like shit? surgically alter your face  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to showcase western values of freedom and tolerance? Ban the hijab in public places!

Want to showcase western values of freedom and tolerance? Ban the hijab in public places!  Malicious Advice Mallard
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