Malicious Advice Mallard

Think your girlfriend is gaining some weight? tell her

Think your girlfriend is gaining some weight? tell her  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to escape the friendzone? Be sure to buy her expensive gifts. also, start wearing a fedora.

want to escape the friendzone? Be sure to buy her expensive gifts. also, start wearing a fedora.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get back with your ex? try sleeping with all his friends

Want to get back with your ex? try sleeping with all his friends  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a stomachache? Try Saltines.

Have a stomachache? Try Saltines.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to pick up more women? Send them a picture of your genitalia.

Want to pick up more women? Send them a picture of your genitalia.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If he hits you once and says he's sorry stay with him, he'll stop hitting you

If he hits you once and says he's sorry stay with him, he'll stop hitting you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Every girl is a cunt except your mother. just dont ask your father.

Every girl is a cunt except your mother. just dont ask your father.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Men: Always pee during sex Women will appreciate it

Men: Always pee during sex
 Women will appreciate it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Too many people volunteering at the hospital? kill them

Too many people volunteering at the hospital?
 kill them  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you're trying to get away from a dog that's after you lose their attention and then run at them

if you're trying to get away from a dog that's after you lose their attention and then run at them  Malicious Advice Mallard
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