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food too hot for hands better put it in your mouth

food too hot for hands better put it in your mouth Malicious Advice Mallard
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if your so won't convert to your religion for you then he/she doesn't really love you

if your so won't convert to your religion for you then he/she doesn't really love you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Your kids don't like cough syrup? Make them some sizzurp

Your kids don't like cough syrup? Make them some sizzurp Malicious Advice Mallard
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getting divorced? tell your children what a horrible person your ex was. you want them on your side!

getting divorced? tell your children what a horrible person your ex was. you want them on your side! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Uncomfortably stoned? Act as suspicious as possible around strangers. It'll be an adventure.

Uncomfortably stoned? Act as suspicious as possible around strangers. It'll be an adventure. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're having sex with a dead hooker you don't need to use a condom because all the diseases died with her

If you're having sex with a dead hooker you don't need to use a condom because all the diseases died with her Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want a girl to stop being emotional? Tell her to control her emotions.

Want a girl to stop being emotional? Tell her to control her emotions. Malicious Advice Mallard
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furiously twist the knob of every locked public bathroom anxiety is a natural lubricant for a stranger's emergency dump

furiously twist the knob of every locked public bathroom anxiety is a natural lubricant for a stranger's emergency dump Malicious Advice Mallard
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Feeling dizzy when you lie down? Smoke a cigarette.

Feeling dizzy when you lie down? Smoke a cigarette. Malicious Advice Mallard
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See an attractive girl walking by? pick her up and carry her. She'll think it's incredibly sexy.

See an attractive girl walking by? pick her up and carry her. She'll think it's incredibly sexy. Malicious Advice Mallard
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