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Bored? eat something

Bored? eat something Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get rid of your hangover? try cocaine

Want to get rid of your hangover? try cocaine Malicious Advice Mallard
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get into a argument with someone over dinner? hide behind a fort made of menus until they come to their senses.

get into a argument with someone over dinner? hide behind a fort made of menus until they come to their senses. Malicious Advice Mallard
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if your apartment smells, cut potatoes in half and place them around your home guests will ask "wtf is with the potatoes?" and not even notice the smell

if your apartment smells, cut potatoes in half and place them around your home guests will ask
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No good single guys available? Date married men

No good single guys available? Date married men Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to avoid an undercover cop while picking up a prostitute? Make sure she's under 18

Want to avoid an undercover cop while picking up a prostitute? Make sure she's under 18 Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend insulting her family? Join in.

Girlfriend insulting her family? Join in. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you see someone crying Ask them if it's because of their haircut

If you see someone crying Ask them if it's because of their haircut Malicious Advice Mallard
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Ladies never order your own fries when you go out to eat. just have half of your boyfriend's - he wont mind at all.

Ladies never order your own fries when you go out to eat. just have half of your boyfriend's - he wont mind at all. Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you accidentally scratch an Xbox 360 disk rent a copy of the game and return your shitty one

if you accidentally scratch an Xbox 360 disk rent a copy of the game and return your shitty one Malicious Advice Mallard
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