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Need to lose weight try cocaine

Need to lose weight try cocaine  Malicious Advice Mallard

your girlfriend can't have sex because of her period remind her that her mouth isn't on its period

your girlfriend can't have sex because of her period remind her that her mouth isn't on its period  Malicious Advice Mallard

Guy is sort of a bully at work Empty a whole bottle of baby powder in his protein tub

Guy is sort of a bully at work
 Empty a whole bottle of baby powder in his protein tub  Malicious Advice Mallard

need a quick buck? sell drugs

need a quick buck?
 sell drugs  Malicious Advice Mallard

your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat? say yes, she'll value your honesty

your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat? say yes, she'll value your honesty  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need an alternative to Youtube in school? Try apetube

Need an alternative to Youtube in school?
 Try apetube  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want bigger boobs? Just eat more carbs, the weight will go straight to your chest.

Want bigger boobs? Just eat more carbs, the weight will go straight to your chest.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Gained a little extra weight over the winter? wear pants that are too small for you, they'll crush your lovehandles into place

Gained a little extra weight over the winter?
 wear pants that are too small for you, they'll crush your lovehandles into place  Malicious Advice Mallard

beer before liquor get drunk quicker

beer before liquor get drunk quicker  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to Hide a Dead Dog Kill a Human and put them 6 ft above it

Want to Hide a Dead Dog Kill a Human and put them 6 ft above it  Malicious Advice Mallard
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