Malicious Advice Mallard

Join the labour party the leadership will have to bow to the pressure if its left wing is big enough

Join the labour party the leadership will have to bow to the pressure if its left wing is big enough  Malicious Advice Mallard

Nuke the americans They'll fear your technology and submit to your empire.

Nuke the americans
 They'll fear your technology and submit to your empire.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Just keep being her friend She'll eventually love you out of guilt

Just keep being her friend She'll eventually love you out of guilt  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to loose weight for your new years resolution? try Meth

Trying to loose weight for your new years resolution? try Meth  Malicious Advice Mallard

Repost something popular Redditors love reposts

Repost something popular Redditors love reposts  Malicious Advice Mallard

Self Defence from rape? Give your consent

Self Defence from rape? Give your consent  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having trouble sleeping at night? take benadryl daily for a great night's sleep every night

Having trouble sleeping at night? take benadryl daily for a great night's sleep every night  Malicious Advice Mallard

pick up smoking you can take more breaks at work

pick up smoking
 you can take more breaks at work  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend/Wife in a bad mood? Be a fucking asshole to her, that will fix everything.

Girlfriend/Wife in a bad mood?  Be a fucking asshole to her, that will fix everything.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Running short on time? Dry your hair while you shower

Running short on time? Dry your hair while you shower  Malicious Advice Mallard
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