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call your ex

call your ex  Malicious Advice Mallard

you know who'd really like to hear from you at 2 AM? your ex

you know who'd really like to hear from you at 2 AM?
 your ex  Malicious Advice Mallard

ask his opinion on the color of the drapes, carpet, paint, wallpaper, etc. he does care about it, and he does know the difference between "off-white," "ecru," and "ivory." In fact, this is so important to him that he won't even mind if you interrupt the b

ask his opinion on the color of the drapes, carpet, paint, wallpaper, etc. he does care about it, and he does know the difference between

want to get nikki sixx's attention? be an asshole to him at a crue concert, he will give a shout out to you

want to get nikki sixx's attention? 
 be an asshole to him at a crue concert, he will give a shout out to you   Malicious Advice Mallard

If you had anything to do with the marathon bombing, you can find support by emailing this address boston@ic.fbi.gov

If you had anything to do with the marathon bombing, you can find support by emailing this address boston@ic.fbi.gov  Malicious Advice Mallard

Did you just melt your last shard of ice after a 2-day binge? For more fun, You should check EVERY fiber of your carpet to see if you dropped any

Did you just melt your last shard of ice after a 2-day binge? For more fun, You should check EVERY fiber of your carpet to see if you dropped any  Malicious Advice Mallard

Boyfriend wants to break up with you? kill him

Boyfriend wants to break up with you? kill him  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you find a lost drivers license Sell it to kids who are looking for a fake ID

if you find a lost drivers license
 Sell it to kids who are looking for a fake ID  Malicious Advice Mallard

cuddling with hot girl and got to fart? go ahead and fart, it will bring you two closer!

cuddling with hot girl and got to fart? go ahead and fart, it will bring you two closer!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got the shit end of a break up? Be a whore to acquire new friends

Got the shit end of a break up? Be a whore to acquire new friends  Malicious Advice Mallard
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