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if you drink a lot of alcohol your gag reflex goes away

if you drink a lot of alcohol
 your gag reflex goes away  Malicious Advice Mallard

DID YOU HEAR? CIRCLEJERK ENABLED A FEATURE WHERE STUFF YOU UPVOTE GIVES YOU KARMA AS WELL TRY IT, UPVOTE TO THE LEFT

DID YOU HEAR? CIRCLEJERK ENABLED A FEATURE WHERE STUFF YOU UPVOTE GIVES YOU KARMA AS WELL TRY IT, UPVOTE TO THE LEFT  Malicious Advice Mallard

girl not interested in you? get your friends together, take turns raping her, and eat two of her babies

girl not interested in you? get your friends together, take turns raping her, and eat two of her babies  Malicious Advice Mallard

movie night at your friend's house give your boyfriend a handjob on the sofa. no one will notice 'cause they're all too busy watching the movie

movie night at your friend's house give your boyfriend a handjob on the sofa. no one will notice 'cause they're all too busy watching the movie  Malicious Advice Mallard

she said no? No means yes.

she said no? No means yes.  Malicious Advice Mallard

getting married? can't really afford a fancy wedding? charge it all on your credit card. you'll be able to pay off that $30,000 debt, and hey, you only do this once!

getting married? can't really afford a fancy wedding? charge it all on your credit card. you'll be able to pay off that $30,000 debt, and hey, you only do this once!  Malicious Advice Mallard

take a picture of your poop then send it to everyone you know! they'll be impressed!

take a picture of your poop then send it to everyone you know! they'll be impressed!  Malicious Advice Mallard

want something but can't afford it? charge it on your credit card. it's like free money!

want something but can't afford it? charge it on your credit card. it's like free money!  Malicious Advice Mallard

in between jobs? you can still live comfortably as long as you have a credit card!

in between jobs? you can still live comfortably as long as you have a credit card!  Malicious Advice Mallard

got kids? you can still go out and party until half past stupid every night!

got kids? you can still go out and party until half past stupid every night!  Malicious Advice Mallard
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