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iF YOUR POSTING ON REDDIT MAKE SURE YOU USE THE RIGHT MALLARD MEME

iF YOUR POSTING ON REDDIT MAKE SURE YOU USE THE RIGHT MALLARD MEME  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend anxious about you going down on her? Tell her your ex loved it, she'll feel reassured

Girlfriend anxious about you going down on her?
 Tell her your ex loved it, she'll feel reassured   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to hear unbiased political opinions? Try r/politics

Want to hear unbiased political opinions? Try r/politics  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to stop yawning? Punch yourself in the throat. you can't yawn if you can't breathe.

want to stop  yawning?
 Punch yourself in the throat.
you can't yawn if you can't breathe.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Salt Healer of all wounds

Salt
 Healer of all wounds  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to murder someone? do it in florida, you'll probably get away with it.

Need to murder someone? do it in florida, you'll probably get away with it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

A quick doubles round on Mother's Day morning wouldn't hurt anybody. I'll bet she'll understand.

A quick doubles round on Mother's Day morning wouldn't hurt anybody.
 I'll bet she'll understand.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to know the best browser? Internet Explorer

Want to know the best browser? Internet Explorer  Malicious Advice Mallard

In a fight with your girlfriend? Make sure to ask if its her time of month.

In a fight with your girlfriend?
 Make sure to ask if its her time of month.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want more time to study for finals? Send a massmail with an encrypted zip

Want more time to study for finals? Send a massmail with an encrypted zip  Malicious Advice Mallard
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