Malicious Advice Mallard

wife caught you in bed with another woman? invite her to join in!

wife caught you in bed with another woman? invite her to join in!  Malicious Advice Mallard

husband caught you in bed with another man? invite him to join in!

husband caught you in bed with another man? invite him to join in!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't get up the courage to have the "breakup talk?" just start a new relationship behind your current partner's back

Can't get up the courage to have the

if she doesn't want to go out with you she's just a bitch

if she doesn't want to go out with you she's just a bitch  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're deep frying something but the oil is too hot Throw an ice cube in there to cool it down

If you're deep frying something but the oil is too hot Throw an ice cube in there to cool it down   Malicious Advice Mallard

Have unwanted acne? keep picking at it

Have unwanted acne? keep picking at it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Avoid Vaccines They're poison and will give you autism.

Avoid Vaccines They're poison and will give you autism.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Plagiarize on reddit you won't get caught

Plagiarize on reddit you won't get caught  Malicious Advice Mallard

need a font for a business presentation? try comic sans

need a font for a business presentation?
 try comic sans  Malicious Advice Mallard

IF YOU ACCIDENTLY CLOSE A TAB ALT+F4 REOPENS IT

IF YOU ACCIDENTLY CLOSE A TAB ALT+F4 REOPENS IT
  Malicious Advice Mallard
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