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Girfriend complains that you leave the seat up all the time? piss on the seat

Girfriend complains that you leave the seat up all the time? piss on the seat Malicious Advice Mallard
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getting married? go apeshit on your bridesmaids, groomsmen, etc. if you lose a few friends, who cares? you're married now!

getting married? go apeshit on your bridesmaids, groomsmen, etc. if you lose a few friends, who cares? you're married now! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Make her pay for dinner You now have to pay her back ensuring a second date

Make her pay for dinner You now have to pay her back ensuring a second date Malicious Advice Mallard
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Frustrated with your trumpet technique? Instead of going to a good teacher, you should just keep spending your money on new mouthpieces!

Frustrated with your trumpet technique? Instead of going to a good teacher, you should just keep spending your money on new mouthpieces! Malicious Advice Mallard
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if something is bothering you act mopey but say that nothing is wrong repeatedly and then complain when he stops asking

if something is bothering you act mopey but say that nothing is wrong repeatedly and then complain when he stops asking Malicious Advice Mallard
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Not enough time to dry your pet? Use a microwave.

Not enough time to dry your pet? Use a microwave. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't find your car keys? Kill all the Jews

Can't find your car keys? Kill all the Jews Malicious Advice Mallard
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be the person in real life that you are online

be the person in real life that you are online Malicious Advice Mallard
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want your girlfriend's boobs to get naturally bigger? get her pregnant

want your girlfriend's boobs to get naturally bigger? get her pregnant Malicious Advice Mallard
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your boyfriend can read your mind he just needs practice

your boyfriend can read your mind he just needs practice Malicious Advice Mallard
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