Malicious Advice Mallard

when your girlfriend truly loves you she'll walk all over you

when your girlfriend truly loves you she'll walk all over you  Malicious Advice Mallard

not quite over your ex yet? you can still just be friends

not quite over your ex yet? you can still just be friends  Malicious Advice Mallard

your so needs to be fixed and improved and you are just the person to do it

your so needs to be fixed and improved and you are just the person to do it  Malicious Advice Mallard

prenup? nah, you don't need that!

prenup?  nah, you don't need that!  Malicious Advice Mallard

see a scantily clad girl outside catching your eye? tell her how you really feel

see a scantily clad girl outside catching your eye? tell her how you really feel  Malicious Advice Mallard

you have lots of arguments with your so? move in together!

you have lots of arguments with your so? move in together!  Malicious Advice Mallard

trying to change your significant other is the ultimate way to show that you love them

trying to change your significant other is the ultimate way to show that you love them  Malicious Advice Mallard

Get pulled over by the cops? Remind them that your tax pays their wages, they will be totally cool then.

Get pulled over by the cops? Remind them that your tax pays their wages, they will be totally cool then.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Next time you say yolo try killing yourself

Next time you say yolo try killing yourself  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having trouble remembering all your passwords? Write them all on a sticky note and put it under your keyboard or side of your monitor so you don't have to bug I.T.

Having trouble remembering all your passwords? Write them all on a sticky note and put it under your keyboard or side of your monitor so you don't have to bug I.T.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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