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Shaving cream too cold? microwave the can for a few minutes

Shaving cream too cold? microwave the can for a few minutes Malicious Advice Mallard
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Buy human blood instead of magenta ink cartridges for your printer it's cheaper and better for the environment

Buy human blood instead of magenta ink cartridges for your printer it's cheaper and better for the environment Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend wants to go to dinner for Valentines Day but you can't afford it Forget your wallet, that way she can pay and she'll still get the meal she wants

Girlfriend wants to go to dinner for Valentines Day but you can't afford it Forget your wallet, that way she can pay and she'll still get the meal she wants Malicious Advice Mallard
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When you mug people Assume thier wallet is a decoy, and make sure you check all their pockets and socks.

When you mug people Assume thier wallet is a decoy, and make sure you check all their pockets and socks. Malicious Advice Mallard
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New to reddit? Subscribe to /r/Atheism. You'll leave reddit everyday in a very good mood.

New to reddit? Subscribe to /r/Atheism. You'll leave reddit everyday in a very good mood. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Looking for a calm, relaxing game to play at night before bed? Try Slender. It's free!

Looking for a calm, relaxing game to play at night before bed? Try Slender. It's free! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get out of the friendzone? Buy her a car

Want to get out of the friendzone? Buy her a car Malicious Advice Mallard
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girlfriend acting irritable? ask her if she's on her period

girlfriend acting irritable? ask her if she's on her period Malicious Advice Mallard
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girlfriend pregnant? cut off all contact with her. also, move away and don't leave a forwarding address. this is her problem, not yours.

girlfriend pregnant? cut off all contact with her. also, move away and don't leave a forwarding address. this is her problem, not yours. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't use condoms You can't get a girl pregnant if you don't want her to get pregnant

Don't use condoms You can't get a girl pregnant if you don't want her to get pregnant Malicious Advice Mallard
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