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have a bad cough? Take some laxatives then you'll be afraid to cough

have a bad cough? Take some laxatives then you'll be afraid to cough Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have trouble meeting new people? Take up smoking. Small talk during cigarette breaks is an easy way to break the ice with someone.

Have trouble meeting new people? Take up smoking. Small talk during cigarette breaks is an easy way to break the ice with someone. Malicious Advice Mallard
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yellow teeth? Smoke crack. The baking soda in it will help whiten them.

yellow teeth? Smoke crack. The baking soda in it will help whiten them. Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to attract men? constantly complain about being single

want to attract men? constantly complain about being single Malicious Advice Mallard
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Definitely 100 Duck Sized Horses

Definitely 100 Duck Sized Horses Malicious Advice Mallard
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instead of adopting a dog, adopt a baby it will trigger a girl's natural maternal instinct and she will want to be with you

instead of adopting a dog, adopt a baby it will trigger a girl's natural maternal instinct and she will want to be with you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Showering with someone else? Urinate to mark your territory. They'll view you as the alpha and respect you more.

Showering with someone else? Urinate to mark your territory. They'll view you as the alpha and respect you more. Malicious Advice Mallard
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the next time you get a call from a blocked or unknown number Answer it and whisper, "it's done, but there's blood everywhere!" and then hang up.

the next time you get a call from a blocked or unknown number Answer it and whisper,
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If you get in a fight with your girlfriend Just ask her if she's on her period, so you know whether to take her seriously

If you get in a fight with your girlfriend Just ask her if she's on her period, so you know whether to take her seriously Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to ask a girl to be your valentine? Tell her how large your penis is

Need to ask a girl to be your valentine? Tell her how large your penis is Malicious Advice Mallard
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