Malicious Advice Mallard

if you cut your genitals while shaving immediately sanitize with rubbing alcohol

if you cut your genitals while shaving
 immediately sanitize with rubbing alcohol  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're feeling depressed after a break up Listen to Woods of Ypres, you'll feel better

If you're feeling depressed after a break up Listen to Woods of Ypres, you'll feel better  Malicious Advice Mallard

The Paper can probably wait Browse reddit for a few more minutes

The Paper can probably wait Browse reddit for a few more minutes  Malicious Advice Mallard

In an argument with your boyfriend? Yell at him. He'll see you as an alpha female and be more attracted to you.

In an argument with your boyfriend? Yell at him. He'll see you as an alpha female and be more attracted to you.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Rain Out Of Toilet Paper ? Wing It This One Time

Rain Out Of Toilet Paper ? Wing It This One Time  Malicious Advice Mallard

going to a pub in ireland? order an irish car bomb

going to a pub in ireland?
 order an irish car bomb  Malicious Advice Mallard

sure you had a bad relationship and a worse breakup but that doesn't mean you two shouldn't get back together again!

sure you had a bad relationship and a worse breakup but that doesn't mean you two shouldn't get back together again!  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you have a disagreement with your so nothing will resolve it faster than a good, old-fashioned screaming match

if you have a disagreement with your so nothing will resolve it faster than a good, old-fashioned screaming match  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you let her walk all over you, you'll make her more attracted to you and she'll have more respect for you

if you let her walk all over you, you'll make her more attracted to you and she'll have more respect for you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to bring /r/circlejerk back? Upvote this to the front page.

Want to bring /r/circlejerk back? Upvote this to the front page.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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