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marry her 'cause she's hot, and she'll always be hot

marry her 'cause she's hot, and she'll always be hot Malicious Advice Mallard
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tell your boyfriend he can pick where you go for dinner tonight. then shoot down all his ideas. if he really cares about you, he'll pick the one you wanted to go to anyway.

tell your boyfriend he can pick where you go for dinner tonight. then shoot down all his ideas. if he really cares about you, he'll pick the one you wanted to go to anyway. Malicious Advice Mallard
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make sure you fart in her presence It will show her you're comfortable with her, which will make her more comfortable with you.

make sure you fart in her presence It will show her you're comfortable with her, which will make her more comfortable with you. Malicious Advice Mallard
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long-term relationship? let yourself go; they love you for who you are now!

long-term relationship? let yourself go; they love you for who you are now! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to lose weight? Smoke some meth, you won't be hungry

Need to lose weight? Smoke some meth, you won't be hungry Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you need to get rid of a boner stab yourself in the neck, your body will send more blood to the wound and less to your penis

if you need to get rid of a boner stab yourself in the neck, your body will send more blood to the wound and less to your penis Malicious Advice Mallard
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life's a bitch then you marry one

life's a bitch then you marry one Malicious Advice Mallard
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Computer freezes? Click on everything on the screen until it's fixed

Computer freezes? Click on everything on the screen until it's fixed Malicious Advice Mallard
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bonfire too small? try a can of diesel

bonfire too small? try a can of diesel Malicious Advice Mallard
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pulling an all-nighter? work in your bed

pulling an all-nighter? work in your bed Malicious Advice Mallard
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