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Need actual dating advice from real professionals? try 4chan

Need actual dating advice from real professionals? try 4chan  Malicious Advice Mallard

Abortion Clinics are a great place to pick up girls.

Abortion Clinics are a great place to pick up girls.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Pulled over while drunk? Chug a bottle of vodka as cop approaches. He can't prove you were drunk beforehand

Pulled over while drunk? Chug a bottle of vodka as cop approaches. He can't prove you were drunk beforehand  Malicious Advice Mallard

Make lewd comments to the girls in r/gonewild They're sure to like that

Make lewd comments to the girls in r/gonewild They're sure to like that  Malicious Advice Mallard

For a budget-friendly Christmas Abandon your family and friends

For a budget-friendly Christmas
 Abandon your family and friends  Malicious Advice Mallard

You're new to reddit? You've got to try r/spacedicks

You're new to reddit? You've got to try r/spacedicks   Malicious Advice Mallard

is a girl making you wait too long? tell her you love her

is a girl making you wait too long? tell her you love her  Malicious Advice Mallard

Religion is like a mineral: You shove it up your ass to acheive orgasm Atheism is like cleavage: You ejaculate all over its face and lick the semen off

Religion is like a mineral:
You shove it up your ass to acheive orgasm Atheism is like cleavage:
You ejaculate all over its face and lick the semen off  Malicious Advice Mallard

Put eggs in a bowl of water to test freshness Fresh eggs sink whilst bad eggs rise

Put eggs in a bowl of water to test freshness Fresh eggs sink whilst bad eggs rise  Malicious Advice Mallard

this is your 21 day notice mothers day is exactly 3 weeks from today.

this is your 21 day notice mothers day is exactly 3 weeks from today.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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