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try pumice  Malicious Advice Mallard

Found a 1920s condom? No need to buy a new one.

Found a 1920s condom? No need to buy a new one.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Oh your in love with your straight best friend? Tell him

Oh your in love with  your straight best friend? Tell him  Malicious Advice Mallard

When having sex, climax as quickly as possible Girls take it as a compliment because it shows how attracted you are to them

When having sex, climax as quickly as possible Girls take it as a compliment because it shows how attracted you are to them  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you have a disagreement with your so name-calling always helps your cause

if you have a disagreement with your so name-calling always helps your cause  Malicious Advice Mallard

you don't have to watch your kid while you're out in public everyone else will be delighted to watch your special snowflake

you don't have to watch your kid while you're out in public everyone else will be delighted to watch your special snowflake  Malicious Advice Mallard

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if she truly loves you and truly is happy in the relationship then she'll treat you like garbage. this is both normal and acceptable.

if she truly loves you and truly is happy in the relationship then she'll treat you like garbage. this is both normal and acceptable.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Bike brake too squeaky when you use it? wd-40 should do the trick

Bike brake too squeaky when you use it? wd-40 should do the trick  Malicious Advice Mallard

Sleep with contact lenses Dream in HD

Sleep with contact lenses Dream in HD  Malicious Advice Mallard
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