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call your ex, and ask if you two can get back together again it's sure to work out perfectly this time!

call your ex, and ask if you two can get back together again it's sure to work out perfectly this time!  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to spice things up in the bedroom? Try icy hot

want to spice things up in the bedroom? Try icy hot  Malicious Advice Mallard

Move into a black neighborhood Your kids will thankyou for the diversity, and the safe environment

Move into a black neighborhood
 Your kids will thankyou for the diversity, and the safe environment   Malicious Advice Mallard

Just take some ibuprofen and play on it it's not like it can get much worse

Just take some ibuprofen and play on it
 it's not like it can get much worse  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to fart on your first date? Do it. She will respect your openness

Need to fart on your first date?
 Do it. She will respect your openness  Malicious Advice Mallard

/r/nosleep is a great subreddit for people with insomnia and want to fall asleep

/r/nosleep
 is a great subreddit for people with insomnia and want to fall asleep  Malicious Advice Mallard

Cook for 40 minutes at 425 degrees Celsius

Cook for 40 minutes at 425 degrees Celsius  Malicious Advice Mallard

Cheat on your wife Let's face it, she's probably cheating on you

Cheat on your wife Let's face it, she's probably cheating on you  Malicious Advice Mallard

GET drunk it will help you concentrate on this important decision

GET drunk
 it will help you concentrate on this important decision  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you have to drink and drive do so quickly so as to limit other's exposure to you

If you have to drink and drive do so quickly so as to limit other's exposure to you  Malicious Advice Mallard
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