Malicious Advice Mallard

want to get rid of toothpaste taste after brushing drink some orange juice

want to get rid of toothpaste taste after brushing
 drink some orange juice  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to help your team win? Motivate them by saying "my teaM sucks gg"

want to help your team win? Motivate them by saying

Stuck in the friendzone? Deflate her tires and follow her to the car so you can be her hero!

Stuck in the friendzone? Deflate her tires and follow her to the car so you can be her hero!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Post a conservative opinion on r/politics They'll respect and honor your unique viewpoint

Post a conservative opinion on r/politics They'll respect and honor your unique viewpoint  Malicious Advice Mallard

Fat people don't realize they're fat Remind them whenever you see them

Fat people don't realize they're fat
 Remind them whenever you see them  Malicious Advice Mallard

married life getting boring? have an affair

married life getting boring? have an affair  Malicious Advice Mallard

don't have any experience trading? Try day trading, it will work out

don't have any experience trading? Try day trading, it will work out  Malicious Advice Mallard

discuss marriage and kids on the first date he'll be excited to plan for a future with you

discuss marriage and kids on the first date he'll be excited to plan for a future with you  Malicious Advice Mallard

talk in detail about your period with your boyfriend men just love hearing about that stuff!

talk in detail about your period with your boyfriend men just love hearing about that stuff!  Malicious Advice Mallard

pulled over by the police? be up-front about your weed, they will appreciate it and let you go

pulled over by the police? be up-front about your weed,            they will appreciate it and let you go  Malicious Advice Mallard
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