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Girlfriend acting insecure? Ask her if it's because she is fat

Girlfriend acting insecure? Ask her if it's because she is fat  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make your religion look good? MASS MURDER

Want to make your religion look good? MASS MURDER  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you treat your girlfriend like a queen and she treats you like a jester marry her. then she'll make you king!

if you treat your girlfriend like a queen and she treats you like a jester marry her. then she'll make you king!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Walking alone in an unsafe area at night? Assault each person you see. nobody fucks with the alpha

Walking alone in an unsafe area at night? Assault each person you see. nobody fucks with the alpha  Malicious Advice Mallard

you know what will really help your relationship problems? marriage

you know what will really help your relationship problems? marriage  Malicious Advice Mallard

Like funny discussions about astronomy? r/spacedicks

Like funny discussions about astronomy? r/spacedicks  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wanna get that cute girls number in traffic? crash into her so you have to exchange information

Wanna get that cute girls number in traffic? crash into her so you have to exchange information  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to impress other Law students Go around telling everyone your grades and asking about theirs

Want to impress other Law students Go around telling everyone your grades and asking about theirs  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to discuss how wonderful jesus is and how happy you are to follow him? try r/atheism

want to discuss how wonderful jesus is and how happy you are to follow him? try r/atheism  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to lose weight? Take up smoking

Want to lose weight? Take up smoking  Malicious Advice Mallard
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