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only one piece of pizza left? tell your girlfriend she's getting fat

only one piece of pizza left? tell your girlfriend she's getting fat Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're 18+ and are having a bad or emotional day Post on /r/gonewild It will boost your confidence

If you're 18+ and are having a bad or emotional day Post on /r/gonewild It will boost your confidence Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trying to impress your friends even though you don't watch HIMYM? Tell them you want Patrice to be the mother

Trying to impress your friends even though you don't watch HIMYM? Tell them you want Patrice to be the mother Malicious Advice Mallard
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Not sure if he loves you? well, does he beat you?

Not sure if he loves you? well, does he beat you? Malicious Advice Mallard
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Repeatedly rejected by the same girl ? Just keep going for it. She will change her mind once she sees how dedicated you are.

Repeatedly rejected by the same girl ? Just keep going for it. She will change her mind once she sees how dedicated you are. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want your girlfriend to give you a blowjob? Tell her she owes you one

Want your girlfriend to give you a blowjob? Tell her she owes you one Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want atheists to take you more seriously Explain the benefits of allowing others to do your thinking for you.

If you want atheists to take you more seriously Explain the benefits of allowing others to do your thinking for you. Malicious Advice Mallard
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can't tell if a woman is pregnant? just ask

can't tell if a woman is pregnant? just ask Malicious Advice Mallard
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love a song? make it your alarm

love a song? make it your alarm Malicious Advice Mallard
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getting pulled over? just speed up, they'll give up eventually

getting pulled over? just speed up, they'll give up eventually Malicious Advice Mallard
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