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Whenever a transaction occurs at work pocket a quarter

Whenever a transaction occurs at work pocket a quarter Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't use your turn signal It is no one else's business where you are going.

Don't use your turn signal It is no one else's business where you are going. Malicious Advice Mallard
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build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life

build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life Malicious Advice Mallard
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In order to prevent both prostate cancer and HIV at the same time Make sure to masturbate with a hand full of bees

In order to prevent both prostate cancer and HIV at the same time Make sure to masturbate with a hand full of bees Malicious Advice Mallard
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Wanna sneak a dollar from your banana stand? When you take a dollar, THROW AWAY A BANANA.

Wanna sneak a dollar from your banana stand? When you take a dollar, THROW AWAY A BANANA. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to make a quick exit in a crowd Shout "I have a bomb"

Need to make a quick exit in a crowd Shout
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When you are on a first date, hide behind corners and jump out at her suddenly at every opportunity she will think her heart is racing because she is attracted to you

When you are on a first date, hide behind corners and jump out at her suddenly at every opportunity she will think her heart is racing because she is attracted to you Malicious Advice Mallard
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girlfriend hinting a breakup? get her name tattooed on you, it'll make her fall back in love with you

girlfriend hinting a breakup? get her name tattooed on you, it'll make her fall back in love with you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get your server's attention? Snap your fingers at them.

Want to get your server's attention? Snap your fingers at them. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Having problems getting women? Wear a Fedora, everybody looks good in a fedora

Having problems getting women? Wear a Fedora, everybody looks good in a fedora Malicious Advice Mallard
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