Malicious Advice Mallard

Ice cream too hard to scoop? Microwave your metal spoon

Ice cream too hard to scoop? Microwave your metal spoon   Malicious Advice Mallard

Tell her she looks fat in that dress She'll appreciate the honesty

Tell her she looks fat in that dress She'll appreciate the honesty  Malicious Advice Mallard

No means yes No response means harder

No means yes
 No response means harder  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to get high and forget about your problems eat some shrooms

want to get high and forget about your problems eat some shrooms  Malicious Advice Mallard

nature valley bars make good snacks to eat in bed

nature valley  bars 
 make good snacks to eat in bed  Malicious Advice Mallard

you're a 15 year old redditor? post as often as possible, the reddit community would love to hear your ideas!

you're a 15 year old redditor? post as often as possible, the reddit community would love to hear your ideas!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want Karma on r/wtf? mutilate your genitals.

Want Karma on r/wtf? mutilate your genitals.  Malicious Advice Mallard

erection in class? stand up and lean backwards to redirect the blood flow

erection in class?
 stand up and lean backwards to redirect the blood flow  Malicious Advice Mallard

Ladies: If you wear shorts that cover your whole ass Guys think you support the child-labor that made those shorts

Ladies: If you wear shorts that cover your whole ass Guys think you support the child-labor that made those shorts  Malicious Advice Mallard

Afraid of getting sharpie'd in your sleep? Sleep with a plastic bag over your head

Afraid of getting sharpie'd in your sleep? Sleep with a plastic bag over your head  Malicious Advice Mallard
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