Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't want to pay off your student loans? Kill yourself

Don't want to pay off your student loans? Kill yourself  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to open a new tab? ALT+F4

Want to open a new tab? ALT+F4  Malicious Advice Mallard

Too scared about penis size to shower at gym shower fully erect

Too scared about penis size to shower at gym
 shower fully erect  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get to the front page? steal some ones original work and say your wife painted it

Want to get to the front page? steal some ones original work and say your wife painted it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Make sure to put the punchline of your post in the title Redditors hate surprises

Make sure to put the punchline of your post in the title Redditors hate surprises   Malicious Advice Mallard

Just broken up with your partner? Text all the people that called you hot during your relationship!

Just broken up with your partner? Text all the people that called you hot during your relationship!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Quote the bible to atheist They all take the bible very seriously

Quote the bible to atheist They all take the bible very seriously  Malicious Advice Mallard

you had a sexual dream about your sister in law? tell your wife. she'll get a kick out of it.

you had a sexual dream about your sister in law? tell your wife.  she'll get a kick out of it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't like buying condoms? Don't, you'll be fine

Don't like buying condoms?
 Don't, you'll be fine  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tired of the government spying on you? Buy guns from the black market and start a revolution

Tired of the government spying on you?
 Buy guns from the black market and start a revolution  Malicious Advice Mallard
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