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Stomach growling? Punch it to reassert your dominance

Stomach growling? Punch it to reassert your dominance  Malicious Advice Mallard

selling your house and want to mess with the next owner? install a giant safe and don't leave the combination

selling your house and want to mess with the next owner? install a giant safe and don't leave the combination  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't conquer those life long dreams? just make your children achieve those dreams.

Can't conquer those life long dreams? 
 just make your children achieve those dreams.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Friendzoned by a girl you liked? Dickpicks

Friendzoned by a girl you liked? Dickpicks  Malicious Advice Mallard

iF YOU'RE COUGHING UP BLOODY CHUNKS OF FLESH DON'T GO TO A DOCTOR GO TO REDDIT

iF YOU'RE COUGHING UP BLOODY CHUNKS OF FLESH DON'T GO TO A DOCTOR
GO TO REDDIT  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having Trouble Falling Asleep Browse Reddit

Having Trouble Falling Asleep Browse Reddit  Malicious Advice Mallard

mad at your husband or boyfriend? withhold sex. That'll prompt him to work on the relationship...

mad at your husband or boyfriend?
 withhold sex. That'll prompt him to work on the relationship...  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got a hairy asshole? Nair is quick, painless, and convenient

Got a hairy asshole? Nair is quick, painless, and convenient  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a good household cleaner? mix Bleach and ammonia. works everytime.

Need a good household cleaner? mix Bleach and ammonia. works everytime.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Drunk at 3am? give your ex girlfriend a call, she will be glad to hear from you

Drunk at 3am? give your ex girlfriend a call, she will be glad to hear from you  Malicious Advice Mallard
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