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Malicious Advice Mallard

Drop your baby? shake it to make sure it's still working

Drop your baby? shake it to make sure it's still working Malicious Advice Mallard
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driving downhill? put it in neutral and turn off the engine to save gas

driving downhill? put it in neutral and turn off the engine to save gas Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to save drinking money? Don't eat dinner.

Want to save drinking money? Don't eat dinner. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a girl tells you "Dont judge me on my past" Trust her. Shes not a whore.

If a girl tells you
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Chapped Lips? Lick them.

Chapped Lips? Lick them. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Try hitting on women while they jog past you on the street. They'll love it.

Try hitting on women while they jog past you on the street. They'll love it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend accuses you of checking out another woman? Tell her you're not even attracted to thin women.

Girlfriend accuses you of checking out another woman? Tell her you're not even attracted to thin women. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Your wife looks good Whore her out on Gonewild for even more karma

Your wife looks good Whore her out on Gonewild for even more karma Malicious Advice Mallard
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WANT TO GET OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET? JOKINGLY TELL THE COP THAT YOUR TAXES PAY HIS SALARY. YOU WILL GET OFF WITH A LAUGH AND A WARNING.

WANT TO GET OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET? JOKINGLY TELL THE COP THAT YOUR TAXES PAY HIS SALARY. YOU WILL GET OFF WITH A LAUGH AND A WARNING. Malicious Advice Mallard
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500 word essay due? Draw a picture, a picture is worth a thousand words

500 word essay due? Draw a picture, a picture is worth a thousand words Malicious Advice Mallard
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