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Kitchen getting too hot while cooking bacon? Take off your shirt

Kitchen getting too hot while cooking bacon? Take off your shirt Malicious Advice Mallard
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Remember that you wouldn't litter a campsite with condoms. Her young, virgin pussy will be easy for you to pull out, and she will learn a new great trick for staying safe in college.

Remember that you wouldn't litter a campsite with condoms. Her young, virgin pussy will be easy for you to pull out, and she will learn a new great trick for staying safe in college. Malicious Advice Mallard
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New to reddit? Listen to me, not the two-faced lying green motherducker.

New to reddit? Listen to me, not the two-faced lying green motherducker. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Protest jeff hanneman's funeral Nothing bad could happen

Protest jeff hanneman's funeral Nothing bad could happen Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need silverware and plates? Take them from restaurants

Need silverware and plates? Take them from restaurants Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend afraid to try anal? Assure her all your exes have loved it

Girlfriend afraid to try anal? Assure her all your exes have loved it Malicious Advice Mallard
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RABBIT SEASON

RABBIT SEASON Malicious Advice Mallard
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Convince someone to come within earshot Then fake a seizure

Convince someone to come within earshot Then fake a seizure Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you`re at a party and you`re really drunk, tell everyone how drunk you are They will admire your ability to consume alcohol and commend you for it

If you`re at a party and you`re really drunk, tell everyone how drunk you are They will admire your ability to consume alcohol and commend you for it Malicious Advice Mallard
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not sure if the girl you just met is into you? send her a picture of your dick. she'll come running.

not sure if the girl you just met is into you? send her a picture of your dick. she'll come running. Malicious Advice Mallard
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