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Having trouble with bullies at school? Shoot up the school

Having trouble with bullies at school? Shoot up the school Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to impress that cute girl? Tell her how much Karma you have

Want to impress that cute girl? Tell her how much Karma you have Malicious Advice Mallard
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Friendzoned by a girl you liked? send her a picture of your penis. she will instantly fall in love with you.

Friendzoned by a girl you liked? send her a picture of your penis. she will instantly fall in love with you. Malicious Advice Mallard
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You only live once so don't forget to spend 15 hours every day on the internet, desperately searching for the validation of strangers.

You only live once so don't forget to spend 15 hours every day on the internet, desperately searching for the validation of strangers. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Starting a new match? Press D to dance

Starting a new match? Press D to dance Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you want to know who love you the most between your dog and your wife lock them both one hour in your car's trunk and see which one is the happiest to see you when you open the trunk

if you want to know who love you the most between your dog and your wife lock them both one hour in your car's trunk and see which one is the happiest to see you when you open the trunk Malicious Advice Mallard
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Coworkers discussing their divorces? Play devil's advocate, they'll appreciate an opposing perspective

Coworkers discussing their divorces? Play devil's advocate, they'll appreciate an opposing perspective Malicious Advice Mallard
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wife driving incorrectly? point it out from the passenger seat, she'll appreciate your help

wife driving incorrectly? point it out from the passenger seat, she'll appreciate your help Malicious Advice Mallard
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Windshield frosted over in the morning? Throw some hot water on it

Windshield frosted over in the morning? Throw some hot water on it Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you need to rush somewhere, carry a gun. No one will stop a guy running with a gun.

If you need to rush somewhere, carry a gun. No one will stop a guy running with a gun. Malicious Advice Mallard
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