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Don't like Orange juice? try brushing your teeth first

Don't like Orange juice? try brushing your teeth first  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to BE rich? Have a ton of kids, one of them is bound to make it big when they're older.

Want to BE rich? Have a ton of kids, one of them is bound to make it big when they're older.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to reduce a foods microwave time? Stick it in a metal container to cut the time in half

Want to reduce a foods microwave time? Stick it in a metal container to cut the time in half  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't want to wear a condom? Don't. girls love surprises

Don't want to wear a condom? Don't.  girls love surprises  Malicious Advice Mallard

Love bubble wrap? Head over to r/popping

Love bubble wrap? Head over to r/popping  Malicious Advice Mallard

Next time you are angry and depressed Drop acid

Next time you are angry and depressed
 Drop acid  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't have enough energy to get through the day? Try cocaine

Don't have enough energy to get through the day? Try cocaine  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to quickly finish a foreign language essay? Just write it in English, and use Google translate

Need to quickly finish a foreign language essay? Just write it in English, and use Google translate  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to learn another language to impress the ladies? Why not Klingon?

want to learn another language to impress the ladies? Why not Klingon?  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want the Reddits to stop harassing your Facebook? Just keep responding in all caps, it will prove to them that you give zero fucks.

Want the Reddits to stop harassing your Facebook?
 Just keep responding in all caps, it will prove to them that you give zero fucks.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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