Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to lose weight? Try the flu

Want to lose weight? Try the flu  Malicious Advice Mallard

sick of getting downvoted? cut off a few of your fingers

sick of getting downvoted? cut off a few of your fingers  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to be a better lover Use Cosmo sex tips

Want to be a better lover
 Use Cosmo sex tips  Malicious Advice Mallard

There are only two things that smell like tuna one of them is tuna

There are only two things that smell like tuna one of them is tuna  Malicious Advice Mallard

Put nudes on the internet and get cyber-bullied? Drink BLeach

Put nudes on the internet and get cyber-bullied? Drink BLeach  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend looking fat? She'll appreciate the truth

Girlfriend looking fat? She'll appreciate the truth  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't stop thinking about your ex Just masturbate to them that will help

Can't stop thinking about your ex
 Just masturbate to them that will help  Malicious Advice Mallard

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if you're the only girl at a party get really really drunk

if you're the only girl at a party get really really drunk  Malicious Advice Mallard

Men: wear fedoras it's like wearing a suit, but much classier

Men: wear fedoras it's like wearing a suit, but much classier  Malicious Advice Mallard
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