Malicious Advice Mallard

Someone you know is grumpy? Point out their grumpiness. They'll get over it right away.

Someone you know is grumpy?
 Point out their grumpiness. They'll get over it right away.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend says "I don't want any gifts for my birthday" Don't get her any. It will show you are a good listener

If your girlfriend says

Your girlfriend says she's okay? Believe her.

Your girlfriend says she's okay? Believe her.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Overdose on NyQuil? Take some DayQuil to counteract it.

Overdose on NyQuil? Take some DayQuil to counteract it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

girlfriend doesn't believe in abortion? let's see how much she believes in gravity at the top of the staircase

girlfriend doesn't believe in abortion? let's see how much she believes in gravity at the top of the staircase  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need cash quickly? Agree to buy beer for some teens then keep their money. They can't complain to anyone.

Need cash quickly? Agree to buy beer for some teens then keep their money. They can't complain to anyone.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend says "I don't want any gifts for my birthday" Dont get her any. It will show you are a good listener

If your girlfriend says

New to reddit? try r/spacedicks

New to reddit? try r/spacedicks   Malicious Advice Mallard

Driveway covered in snow? Use water to quickly get rid of it

Driveway covered in snow?
 Use water to quickly get rid of it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Want to burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire  Malicious Advice Mallard
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