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Malicious Advice Mallard

Start rude comments with "No offense but..." No one will ever feel insulted.

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Need a cheap date? Grab some peanutbutter and call for the dog

Need a cheap date? Grab some peanutbutter and call for the dog Malicious Advice Mallard
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Cabinet full of canned goods? Throw them at the homeless people

Cabinet full of canned goods? Throw them at the homeless people Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're expecting a girl to come over, don't clean the house wait for her to come and she'll do it

If you're expecting a girl to come over, don't clean the house wait for her to come and she'll do it Malicious Advice Mallard
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feel tired when your alarm goes off? hit snooze you will feel great in 10 minutes

feel tired when your alarm goes off? hit snooze you will feel great in 10 minutes Malicious Advice Mallard
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Looking for housemates? Get girls. They are clean, organized, and never create drama.

Looking for housemates? Get girls. They are clean, organized, and never create drama. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Around someone who is quiet? remind them they're quiet, they might have forgotten

Around someone who is quiet? remind them they're quiet, they might have forgotten Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a girl tells you that you don't have to wear a condom Then don't, you're probably her first

If a girl tells you that you don't have to wear a condom Then don't, you're probably her first Malicious Advice Mallard
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take up two parking spaces it will show others you care for your car and they will respect you for it

take up two parking spaces it will show others you care for your car and they will respect you for it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have hiccups? try a spoonful of cinnamon

Have hiccups? try a spoonful of cinnamon Malicious Advice Mallard
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