Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't know how to remove poptart from toaster? Shove a metal fork underneath the pastry and lift it up. Plastic would melt.

Don't know how to remove poptart from toaster?
 Shove a metal fork underneath the pastry and lift it up. Plastic would melt.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Enjoy thinking freely and forming your own opinions? try r/atheism and r/politics

Enjoy thinking freely and forming your own opinions? try r/atheism and r/politics  Malicious Advice Mallard

See a cute girl driving next to you and want to get her number? crash into her so you have to exchange information

See a cute girl driving next to you and want to get her number? crash into her so you have to exchange information  Malicious Advice Mallard

Your cat must be lonely you should get another cat

Your cat must be lonely
 you should get another cat  Malicious Advice Mallard

Using meth will help you lose weight and give you the energy to pursue your dreams

Using meth will help you lose weight and give you the energy to pursue your dreams  Malicious Advice Mallard

Feeling down? Post to r/gonewild

Feeling down? Post to r/gonewild  Malicious Advice Mallard

disoriented in a neighborhood you've never been in? ask for help from anyone wearing a red or blue bandana

disoriented in a neighborhood you've never been in? ask for help from anyone wearing a red or blue bandana  Malicious Advice Mallard

Looking for a romantic place to take your girlfriend? Try india

Looking for a romantic place to take your girlfriend? Try india  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want an in with the girl you really like? Text her every 10 minutes

Want an in with the girl you really like? Text her every 10 minutes  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you are approaching a 4 way stop Don't stop, everyone else has to

If you are approaching a 4 way stop Don't stop, everyone else has to  Malicious Advice Mallard
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