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girl being nice to you? tell her you love her.

girl being nice to you? tell her you love her. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Homeless? Try robbing a bank. You'll either get away with it and get all the money, or get caught and go to prison and get a bed, 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and a shower.

Homeless? Try robbing a bank. You'll either get away with it and get all the money, or get caught and go to prison and get a bed, 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and a shower. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're single and move into an apartment with a couple they totally want to have nightly three-ways with you, you should initiate.

If you're single and move into an apartment with a couple they totally want to have nightly three-ways with you, you should initiate. Malicious Advice Mallard
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unwanted boner in class or at the office? rub one out under your desk

unwanted boner in class or at the office? rub one out under your desk Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to pay your lawyers? Rob a bank

Need to pay your lawyers? Rob a bank Malicious Advice Mallard
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Take all your advice FROM THE INTERNET

Take all your advice FROM THE INTERNET Malicious Advice Mallard
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Friends will be over in a few minutes? Don't worry, you definitely have enough time to masturbate

Friends will be over in a few minutes? Don't worry, you definitely have enough time to masturbate Malicious Advice Mallard
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car making noise? turn the music up

car making noise? turn the music up Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to make your computer faster? Delete System 32

Want to make your computer faster? Delete System 32 Malicious Advice Mallard
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want your girlfriend to try anal? don't ask her, girls like an assertive man

want your girlfriend to try anal? don't ask her, girls like an assertive man Malicious Advice Mallard
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