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Instead of going to dinner and a movie, take her to the park by the lake and don't forget to bring chloroform

Instead of going to dinner and a movie, take her to the park by the lake and don't forget to bring chloroform Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to defrost your windshield quickly? Dump a pot of boiling water on it.

Need to defrost your windshield quickly? Dump a pot of boiling water on it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Ran out of lotion? Icy Hot works just as well

Ran out of lotion? Icy Hot works just as well Malicious Advice Mallard
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want your computer to run triple the speed? delete system32

want your computer to run triple the speed? delete system32 Malicious Advice Mallard
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No... MEANS YES

No... MEANS YES Malicious Advice Mallard
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Made an unpopular comment? Stand by it. Reddit values your conviction.

Made an unpopular comment? Stand by it. Reddit values your conviction. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend being a bit testy? Ask her if she's on her period to rule out any medical factors

Girlfriend being a bit testy? Ask her if she's on her period to rule out any medical factors Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trying to impress your friends even though you don't watch HIMYM? Tell them you think Robin is the mother

Trying to impress your friends even though you don't watch HIMYM? Tell them you think Robin is the mother Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't feel like shoveling your driveway? use your hose to melt the snow

Don't feel like shoveling your driveway? use your hose to melt the snow Malicious Advice Mallard
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Someone disagreed with you online? insult their mother. They will recognize their ignorance and agree with you.

Someone disagreed with you online? insult their mother. They will recognize their ignorance and agree with you. Malicious Advice Mallard
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