Malicious Advice Mallard

Having problems getting women? Wear crocs, everybody looks good in crocs

Having problems getting women?
 Wear crocs, everybody looks good in crocs  Malicious Advice Mallard

Are you swamped with work? Just relax on Reddit for five minutes

Are you swamped with work?
 Just relax on Reddit for five minutes  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to have an affair? Make sure it is with someone who is also in a relationship. They will have as much to lose as you so you are less likely to be caught

Want to have an affair? Make sure it is with someone who is also in a relationship. They will have as much to lose as you so you are less likely to be caught  Malicious Advice Mallard

Propose as early as you can in a relationship It shows confidence, chicks dig that

Propose as early as you can in a relationship It shows confidence, chicks dig that  Malicious Advice Mallard

WANT TO SPEED UP YOUR HARD DRIVE? put a magnet on top of it to boost the hard drive speed

WANT TO SPEED UP YOUR HARD DRIVE? put a magnet on top of it to boost the hard drive speed  Malicious Advice Mallard

Lose your keys often? write your address on them so whoever finds them can return them to you

Lose your keys often? write your address on them so whoever finds them can return them to you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Be sure to pick up Monster Cables for your HDTV The gold plating and unprecedented 1080p/120 Hz high definition video is well worth the asking price

Be sure to pick up Monster Cables for your HDTV The gold plating and unprecedented 1080p/120 Hz high definition video is well worth the asking price  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to take your relationship to the next level? tattoo their name on your body

want to take your relationship to the next level? tattoo their name on your body  Malicious Advice Mallard

Living alone with your mentally ill son? buy a bunch of guns

Living alone with your mentally ill son? buy a bunch of guns  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to throw someone in a pool? Ask to borrow their cell phone then throw that in. You won't need to go to all the physical effort, they'll just jump in themselves.

Want to throw someone in a pool? Ask to borrow their cell phone then throw that in. You won't need to go to all the physical effort, they'll just jump in themselves.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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