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Credit cards maxed out? Get another one so you can keep spending

Credit cards maxed out? Get another one so you can keep spending Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to eat lunch before a meeting? Taco bell is great for that.

Need to eat lunch before a meeting? Taco bell is great for that. Malicious Advice Mallard
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You don't like the smell of cigarette smoke? start smoking. you will perceive the smell less intense

You don't like the smell of cigarette smoke? start smoking. you will perceive the smell less intense Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you are going to drive drunk and dont want the cops to see you drive with your lights off

if you are going to drive drunk and dont want the cops to see you drive with your lights off Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get the taste of toothpaste out of your mouth? Have a glass of orange or grapefruit juice

Want to get the taste of toothpaste out of your mouth? Have a glass of orange or grapefruit juice Malicious Advice Mallard
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Starting A new job? Show up an hour late. It will let you assert your dominance over your boss.

Starting A new job? Show up an hour late. It will let you assert your dominance over your boss. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Boss acting really nice recently? Start stealing stuff before he fires you

Boss acting really nice recently? Start stealing stuff before he fires you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to quickly charge some batteries? Put them in the microwave

Need to quickly charge some batteries? Put them in the microwave Malicious Advice Mallard
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Buy yourself a reddit t-shirt and go to amy's baking company you will receive excellent customer service

Buy yourself a reddit t-shirt and go to amy's baking company you will receive excellent customer service Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to save time in the morning? try blow drying your hair while you're still in the bathtub

want to save time in the morning? try blow drying your hair while you're still in the bathtub Malicious Advice Mallard
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