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Someone cuts in line in front of you at the store? Yell at them. A lot people only cut in line because most people are nice and won't throw a hissy fit about it.

Someone cuts in line in front of you at the store? Yell at them. A lot people only cut in line because most people are nice and won't throw a hissy fit about it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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bring your own counterfeit money to work with you and switch out the cash in the register with it.

bring your own counterfeit money to work with you and switch out the cash in the register with it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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New to reddit? r/spacedicks

New to reddit? r/spacedicks Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't want to bend your spoon when scooping frozen ice cream? Microwave the spoon

Don't want to bend your spoon when scooping frozen ice cream? Microwave the spoon Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to clean your toaster? take it in the bath

Need to clean your toaster? take it in the bath Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need a form of birth control? If she's on top she can't get pregnant.

Need a form of birth control? If she's on top she can't get pregnant. Malicious Advice Mallard
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concussion? Sleep it off

concussion? Sleep it off Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to take a quick break from your essay? 5 minutes on reddit won't hurt

Need to take a quick break from your essay? 5 minutes on reddit won't hurt Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get karma on r/adviceanimals?

Want to get karma on r/adviceanimals? Malicious Advice Mallard
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drunk, in a blizzard, and need more booze? just walk to the store. You're a superhuman, you can't die.

drunk, in a blizzard, and need more booze? just walk to the store. You're a superhuman, you can't die. Malicious Advice Mallard
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