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Need to get work done? Try getting in bed. It'll calm you down and help you focus

Need to get work done? Try getting in bed. It'll calm you down and help you focus   Malicious Advice Mallard

not sure if relationship is going to make it? have a kid or two

not sure if relationship is going to make it? have a kid or two  Malicious Advice Mallard

Microwaving a nature valley bar? leave it in the wrapper to seal in the flavor

Microwaving a nature valley bar? 
 leave it in the wrapper to seal in the flavor  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to save money when you're out drinking? donate plasma first

want to save money when you're out drinking? donate plasma first  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you need to remember to take something with you when you leave your house place the item on top of your vehicle.

If you need to remember to take something with you when you leave your house place the item on top of your vehicle.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Repost something popular Redditors love reposts

Repost something popular Redditors love reposts  Malicious Advice Mallard

in a long line somewhere? yell "he's got a gun!"

in a long line somewhere? yell

Don't waste your money on Trojan Fire & Ice Condoms Just use Icy Hot

Don't waste your money on Trojan Fire & Ice Condoms Just use Icy Hot  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you get in a fight with your girlfriend while she is on her period remind her that she is on her period and that's probably why she's being so irrational

if you get in a fight with your girlfriend while she is on her period remind her that she is on her period and that's probably why she's being so irrational  Malicious Advice Mallard

speeding at night? Turn off your headlights so the cops can't see you

speeding at night? Turn off your headlights so the cops can't see you  Malicious Advice Mallard
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