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If your girlfriend is mad Tell her that she's blowing it out of proportion

If your girlfriend is mad Tell her that she's blowing it out of proportion  Malicious Advice Mallard

First time smoking a cigar? Inhale deeply, you'll get more smoke and look cooler puffing it out

First time smoking a cigar? Inhale deeply, you'll get more smoke and look cooler puffing it out  Malicious Advice Mallard


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Screwed over by a local business? Get their logo painted on your car then drive like a douchebag.

Screwed over by a local business? Get their logo painted on your car then drive like a douchebag.  Malicious Advice Mallard

girl you like not talking to you anymore? send her a dick pic. Thats bound to get the conversation started.

girl you like not talking to you anymore? send her a dick pic. Thats bound to get the conversation started.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to figure out where to take your girl for valentines day dinner? chicks love hooters

Trying to figure out where to take your girl for valentines day dinner? chicks love hooters  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you suspect someone's following your car Gun it through a red light. if they're still behind you, they're following

If you suspect someone's following your car Gun it through a red light. if they're still behind you, they're following  Malicious Advice Mallard

when your girlfriend says shes hungry Pull out your dick

when your girlfriend says shes hungry  Pull out your dick  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you have a family member in a wheelchair, keep foods they like on the higher shelves of cabinets and the fridge It'll motivate them to walk again.

If you have a family member in a wheelchair, keep foods they like on the higher shelves of cabinets and the fridge It'll motivate them to walk again.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Not feeling well? Get drunk

Not feeling well? Get drunk  Malicious Advice Mallard
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