Liberal Douche Garofalo

don't agree with me? it's because you're not a free thinker

don't agree with me? it's because you're not a free thinker  Liberal Douche Garofalo

You ask her politely to stop yelling "fuck" in restaurant. She calls you a racist.

You ask her politely to stop yelling

like her coward pal letterman learned the hard way neither now mocks religions they hate that threaten to cut their tongue out

like her coward pal letterman learned the hard way neither now mocks religions they hate that threaten to cut their tongue out  Liberal Douche Garofalo

you hold the door for her out of courtesy, so it doesn't slam in her face 'cause that just sucks she gets mad and accuses you of being sexist

you hold the door for her out of courtesy, so it doesn't slam in her face 'cause that just sucks she gets mad and accuses you of being sexist  Liberal Douche Garofalo

shoves her beliefs down your throat calls you intolerant

shoves her beliefs down your throat calls you intolerant  Liberal Douche Garofalo

says that a woman should be able to choose what she wants to do with her life berates you for *choosing* to be a stay-at-home wife and mother

says that a woman should be able to choose what she wants to do with her life berates you for *choosing* to be a stay-at-home wife and mother  Liberal Douche Garofalo

criticizes whites for stealing land from natives illegal immigrants have every right to live here!

criticizes whites for stealing land from natives illegal immigrants have every right to live here!  Liberal Douche Garofalo

this country should just be one big roman orgy that somebody else should pay for

this country should just be one big roman orgy that somebody else should pay for  Liberal Douche Garofalo

doesn't believe in institution of marriage accepts marriage proposal from boyfriend

doesn't believe in institution of marriage accepts marriage proposal from boyfriend  Liberal Douche Garofalo

Public schools are mediocre. Lets raise teachers wages.

Public schools are mediocre. Lets raise teachers wages.   Liberal Douche Garofalo
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