Lazy College Senior

sees professor at bar buys him drinks, never goes there again

sees professor at bar buys him drinks, never goes there again  Lazy College Senior

Takes Adderall to write paper Spends 9 hours playing bejeweled

Takes Adderall to write paper Spends 9 hours playing bejeweled  Lazy College Senior

goes two days consecutively telling everyone i'm regular in classes

goes two days consecutively telling everyone i'm regular in classes  Lazy College Senior

Needs to finish assignment to graduate Skips class to make time

Needs to finish assignment to graduate Skips class to make time  Lazy College Senior

tried to party last night ended up blacking out, and woke up grounded...?

tried to party last night ended up blacking out, and woke up grounded...?  Lazy College Senior

Brotato med fun put him in jeil

Brotato med fun  put him in jeil  Lazy College Senior

Every shower stall in the bathroom occupied? back to bed it is

Every shower stall in the bathroom occupied? back to bed it is  Lazy College Senior

God, I'm thirsty. ..What? What the fuck you fucking looking at you fucking sick fucking bitch? I could end you any day!

God, I'm thirsty. ..What? What the fuck you fucking looking at you fucking sick fucking bitch? I could end you any day!  Lazy College Senior

Stores opened 20 minutes ago I'll go next year

Stores opened 20 minutes ago I'll go next year  Lazy College Senior

Runs out of battery Runs out of class

Runs out of battery Runs out of class  Lazy College Senior
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