Lazy College Senior

"Jess Jones has a cat collage on her bedroom wall." WOW. weird.

Hasn't showered in days It's cool though. Hasn't been to class.

Hasn't showered in days It's cool though. 
Hasn't been to class.  Lazy College Senior

forgets usb can't work on that essay

forgets usb can't work on that essay  Lazy College Senior

Essay due in a week 6.5 day holiday

Essay due in a week 6.5 day holiday  Lazy College Senior

Submission deadline for online class was actually last week Sweet, no homework

Submission deadline for online class was actually last week Sweet, no homework  Lazy College Senior

Do the final paper and you can get an A I'll take the zero and a c

Do the final paper and you can get an A I'll take the zero and a c  Lazy College Senior

Stop lookin at us you italian cunts. Don't mess with the brits. Getting beaten up by football hooligans is like having V.D. The fucking pain goes on forever. But that's what makes it so exciting you fuckin bollocks

Stop lookin at us you italian cunts. Don't mess with the brits. Getting beaten up by football hooligans is like having V.D. The fucking pain goes on forever. But that's what makes it so exciting you fuckin bollocks  Lazy College Senior

Professor suggests you go the the Day of Common Learning nope

Professor suggests you go the the Day of Common Learning nope  Lazy College Senior

College had a fire drill Heard about it from friends who went to class

College had a fire drill Heard about it from friends who went to class  Lazy College Senior

receives email "class is cancelled but tutorial is not" sweet, day off.

receives email
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